After trying to study and memorise my notes, I have come to a conclusion that my skull is so thick that no useful information can penetrte through, and that the database inside this thick skull is actually an outdated hard disk that can store minimal amount of useless information.

In a nutshell, I am going to be a goner for my papers!!!

This calls for some assistance in the form of the following:

1- A hammer to crack my skull. This will ensure that there will be a smooth flow of information without any barriers

2- Strong adhesive, so as to glue back the shattered pieces of the skull to keep the information in

3- A complete removal of the outdated hard disk inside my head

4- A new brain

5- A voodoo charm to possibly influence the outcome of my papers

6- An act of nature, possibly an earthquake or something to destroy the exam venue

7- A miracle

8- A surgery to remove my lazy bone

All of the items mentioned will definately be a major boost in my quest for excellant results!






haizz... back to studying....